Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
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yellowdub 4
that's not what you had in mind but still, does that take away from the rest of the evening?
illmatic2 16
Everybody farts. I did it once.
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Comments (144)
lostfaithinpppl 19
So, you always fart when you are surprised?
sexy_chick_123 0
*Tells marriage story to kids* Kids: Mom how did dad propose to you? Mom: Well he brought me to our favorite restaurant and even bought expensive champagne! He then got down on one knee and proposed. I was so shocked I passed gas. *Kids walk away*
GeekboyCol 0
Well, if he's gonna marry you, that's not the last fart he'll ever hear/smell from you. You better get accustomed to it. There's a lot of nasty stuff you're gonna have to put out with when you decide to live under the same roof and sleep in the same bed for years to come.
shoopd 19
yeah. like...talking and shit like that
starile 20
and having feelings and junk
lone_wolf81 0
looooooooooooool
ohthebloodygore 16
You fail just as much as #2 did. Learn to reply.
bfflrhea 0
omg 32.. ur so wierd!! lmao.. i love it tho!! we should be friends!!! lol
capilot 10
Hey, don't worry about it. Look at the bright side -- it's going to make a great story for the best man to tell during his speech.
imright24 0
Who the hell farts when surprised?!
chrissaaababy 0
it wasn't his fault. laugh it off. gee
chrissaaababy 0
oh. my bad. YOU farted. still. laugh it off, op.