Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Top comments
CateXOX 0
I think your dad has some serious issues...
Astroman129 7
whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.
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Comments (272)
bamxitsxandreaa 8
wow...your dad is ******* messed up..your 3 years older than her?! At least you can say you have seniority over her...tell her to back the **** off little grasshopper when she gets you mad ^_^.
desilove 0
that's really sad . fyl I wouldn't do a thing she said b/c technically your the adult .
Stfub003 0
or punch her..
CareFace 16
Fhl because his dad is doing a better job than him at reeling in the girls? The person posting the FML could be 50 odd for all we know, and his dad still reels in the "chicky babes".
sdoane 0
at least she is buying u something
MalaInsane_11 0
it's creepy depending on how old YOU are. If you're like 30+, it's not that bad. and maybe you're dad is going through some mid life crisis or something.
imacreeper 3
74, nothing's wrong, you're just a pedo.
imacreeper 3
for all we know, OPs father can be Hugh Heffner and this is his son/daughter posting this.
Landis7 5
she's a homewrecker.
AttucisFinch 0
How is someone marrying OPs father a homewreaker? Aren't homewreakers the ones that **** married people and cause divorce?
banana826 0
I feel so bad for u! thats awful!