Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Top comments
CateXOX 0
I think your dad has some serious issues...
Astroman129 7
whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.
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Comments (272)
sharkwkrox 0
OMG...um I feel sorry for u...
LinTurk 4
It's ok. Call her mom. Then when you have children it will be an easy transition to Grandma...
alexxss_fml 10
I really hope your not 21. O_o
FYLimhoYDI 0
why? that would make her step mom 18. which in every state is perfectly legal!
XxbrokeNCYDExX 6
FYL!! that must be disturbing! o.0
poppyseed420 9
haha yeah ^^ and I would trade my stepmom in a heartbeat with this one, at least you don't feel like an unwelcome guest in your own home
Tadeusz_fml 5
You don't come from the UK if you say 'mom' and went to 'high school.'
Ukeee_X 19
Marry her dad. Make her call you 'Mom'. That'd be a weird situation, calling eatchother Mom.
rrawrrrachel 0
bhahahahh. that's not fu*ked uppp.
emodude44 0
Move out of the house. If shes old enough to marry and you're 3 years older then her, that places you around your mid-late twenties. And your still living at home. If living conditions deem unacceptable, remove yourself from the enviroment. Regardless Fyl though. That girls gonna continue to be an issue for you even after you move out. Women like that always are.
xSeductivexBunni_fml 1
I agree with emodude44. Seriously.
irishman1733 0
yeah thats right. complain about your dad being happy and you getting free shit. just tell her you don't want to call her mom