Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Top comments
CateXOX 0
I think your dad has some serious issues...
Astroman129 7
whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.
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Comments (272)
annihil8or 15
Awkward
Mistermoe412 0
If I could, I would simply leave home and never speak to my father again. That's horrible, fyl.
annihil8or 15
That sux esp if shes hot cuz u coulda been dating her
OCDC 9
Assuming OP is a guy, of course. If she's a girl, then it's just awkward.
QueenOfBoredom 0
it would be awkward of she was straight.
Dominodev 3
there is nothing wrong with the age thing assuming they are both consenting adults. But the call her mom part is messed up.
WeooBeans 14
My 'step-mom' is four years older than I am. Luckily her and I got along....
eftup 9
lucky dad!
kwchambers92 10
right!
lmaoatall 6
I would be pretty pissed about this, and the fact you're her senior, and she's trying to buy your approval, makes it all the more reason to get the hell out.
Ellen1309 5
you should just get her to buy you out, make her buy you loads of things until you're old enough to leave home, then get the hell out of there :)
FYLimhoYDI 0
well assuming that they got married (like the op stated in the post) and since she is 3 years older than her, I would have to say that she is old enough to move out. and what is she buying out? the step mom doesn't owe her anything. you an your spewing of whatever shit is coming out of your mouth is just plain and simple dumb! I'm surprised you didn't give her the advice to sue! you my naive little girl are a ****-tard!
bluegoldfish 7
and you, 179, are a moron. just putting it out there.
Cupcaken 0
Damn.. that's.. awful.
FMLsOhilarious 6
That is so awkward...ew. AND she's even younger than you? Ew!