Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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CateXOX 0
I think your dad has some serious issues...
Astroman129 7
whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.
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Comments (272)
greekgal44 14
tell her to buy you a $500 dress:) youll feel better once you make her brokee
sterlingarcher 1
wow.... thats kinda weird..
juliette320 0
well make her feel older than dirt; point out every wrinkle and maybe even a few grey hairs. and if you really want to f*ck with her u can be like it's okay i got to your dad first. haha but really sorry op
xXshadowrollerXx 6
I don't see what's so wrong about this FML. His dad is dating a younger girl, so what? At the least, you should be supporting him for finding love, rather than being so ungrateful. That's very selfish.
juliette320 0
what if she's a gold digger ?
vanaathiel 13
It doesn't suggest anywhere she is being unsupportive. But she shouldn't have to deal with that sort of disrespect from a younger girl she went to highschool with. FYL OP, I would just straight up tell her you aren't about to call her mom and that if she is coming into your family she needs to show you respect.
juliette320 0
I know it doesn't say that, but really I doubt op would be on here complaining about her new mom wanting to be called mom, she's has to have some trait that op doesn't like.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
The issue is that dad's wife is three years YOUNGER than the OP and yet is treating the OP like a child. Insisting that she be called mom and saying she was going to take the OP out to buy "{something nice" makes her sound a bit condescending. The OP may be willing to be supportive of dad, but not be willing to deal with someone who is trying to act like they are older and wiser when they really aren't.
ChibiGirl5 0
at 31 maybe the "mom" still goes to highschool and op is working lol
IAmAwesome31 0
thats sick
vanillatwilight6 0
that's really gross to me. fyl
emariebake 0
in my state, Texas, the age of sexual consent is 17, but you can't get married without parental consent until 18.
ThatSucksAlotYDI 0
Cool double post, kevarou bro. As for the FML, I truly feel sorry for you...
AttucisFinch 0
That's stupid she's trying to make you call her mom. Tell her to **** off. On the other hand high five to your dad!