Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Top comments
CateXOX 0
I think your dad has some serious issues...
Astroman129 7
whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.
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Comments (272)
Fuk_Your_Life 2
Why u post twice?!
e2m2cent 0
sounds like you need to have a heart to heart talk with ur dad.....fyl :(
tommyc17 0
if they both respect you it won't matter what you call her... I have a step mother and she doesn't care if I call her mom or by her name.... If you don't feel comfortable with that then don't call her mom by any means at all
sblhaine 0
omg move out!
Boomer21 0
Yeah that's pretty weird and kind of gross but seriously OP it sounds like your old enough NOT to go. Either way still fyl.
DocBastard 40
This is so far down, the chance of it being read is close to zero. Sigh... Anyway, all you have to do is call her "Mom" in such a tone that makes it VERY clear that "Mom" means "**** you, bitch". That way you can call her Mom all you want.
juicedboi 7
That's pretty funny. Just tell her to respect her elders.
ChrisGWpg 9
thats not right...
kjcamaro3 5
your dad is awesome!!!
aback 5
If she's old enough to marry, you're old enough to move out. If you can't work up the courage on your own, start hitting on her.