Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
CateXOX 0
I think your dad has some serious issues...
Astroman129 7
whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (272)
sweetkitty26 0
idk but if that happened to me I'd be totally creeped out? can u imagine the girl u helped to read in elementary or the girl who u helped from high school who was a lost freshman and u a junior becoming ur mom?! omg it sucks to be u right now. Fyl
doom2 8
ouch.. fyl op!! I'm sorry!
catkat1988 17
I get how that's really weird - and maybe even frustrating that your dad is into that young women. How about talking to her about it and telling her that you have a hard time viewing her as your "mom" but would like for the two of you to be friends and peers? Would that work? I'm sure that if the choice is between you disliking her or respecting her as a peer, though not your mom, your dad would also prefer the latter option.
Octwo 16
Neither rationality nor compromise has a place on the internet.
Skinny_Girl 0
both are just wrong OP's dad is disgusting ,if his wife is younger then his daughter , then .. idk that's gross ,might as well just married his daughter ... that's exactly how it's like
CateXOX 0
198- No, that's nothing "how it's like".
LogicalMembrane 3
By that logic, marrying someone your own age would be like marrying a sibling or a cousin.
RpiesSPIES 27
No, 341... It's not.
ColdplaySucks 18
One way or another, this is an unfathomable level of ****** up and OP's dad needs to do something about it.
lilblondefreak 6
that's just . . . fyl I feel bad for you
emz89 0
um sugar daddy??? that is gross. I wouldn't marry anyone younger than my kids. i don't even have any kids yet but still. eeew
luvppl 6
that's horrible!! ur dad is kinda gross for liking girls younger than his daughter!!!
fmlbiach 0
I'm so sorry OP. FYL and your dads for marrying a stuck up bitch
FYLimhoYDI 0
how exactly is she stuck up? I must have missed that part!
snade 0
she seems like she is trying to be nice
ydnar 5
you should drive her crazy... mom, mommy, ma if that's what she wants give it to her until she's like STFU!!!
CateXOX 0
AWKWARD?!
cab227 2
that does suck.
knllamasrfail 0
FTW
Tay_dertot 0
lololol..my dad married a girl who used to be my bestfriend in highschool, someone say AWKWARD?!
Tay_dertot 0
roflll
rainbowteehee 6
Ew *cough *cough pedo and disturbing not awkward