Today, I was visiting my daughter, whose husband was still asleep at noon. I made a point of stomping around on the hardwood floor and speaking loudly to wake his lazy ass up. Turns out he's now working a 14-hour graveyard shift, and it has no negative effect on his shoe-throwing skills. FML
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keverdeen
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Monster in law....
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godhelpusall111
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What the hell did you do that for?
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godhelpusall111
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What the hell did you do that for?
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NeatNit
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crazytwinsmom
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She could have asked the daughter, instead of just assuming and being obnoxious.
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The_Creeper_fml
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She did it because she didn't want to change any of the stereotypes we have about inlaws.
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BeforeItWasCool
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21- Still very rude. If he had simply being lazy, the guy's a grown man, it's not of OP's business. No need to interfere like that OP!
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hihome
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Im sure a simple "Will your husband be getting up soon? Its almost noon." Would have worked 10x better.
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dhenri
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Either way, she was in his house, she shouldn't have been rude to him in his own house.
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doctorhook86
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OP is passive-aggressiveness at its worst.
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b_rad_fml
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Saikon1357
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Doesn't excuse her for being a cunt.
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Harpy20
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Well deserved.
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cameron194
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If I was the husband I probably would have done a lot more than just throw a shoe lol.. Nothing drastic, simply and calmly say "please get the fuck out of my house.. If you're going to be this rude , obnoxious and intrusive .. You can stay away permanently"
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jonnyBgoode
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Dumb bitch!
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keverdeen
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Monster in law....
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nickjam19
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Harpy20
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I used to work shifts that were 14+ hrs because I had two jobs. I would have been homicidal. She's lucky she only got the shoe.
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Grauncho
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Not fuck your life, just fuck you.
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TourettesGuyFTW
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OP, you sound like you act like a typical mother in law. Always thinking the worst. Why?!
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oceanrain
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Who goes to visit people before noon anyways?
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MelTheGreat
| 23
Rude-ass mother-in-laws.
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gc327072
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47- it's one thing to have a rude person, but when their ass is rude too, it's too much.
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MelTheGreat
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I've dealt with some rude asses in my life. Stinky, too.
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AtomicRebirth
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This is what you get for not only making dumb assumptions, but also making other people's living habits your business. YDI
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY
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Bitch mother-in-law being a bitch. You have no damned right to call the man your daughter has chosen to spend her life with a "lazy ass."
Get fucked.
Get fucked.
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botanistjessica
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lilhellian
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people with chasity belts?
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saksxalmo
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Asexuals, children, and inmates in prison.
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dead247
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pretty sure inmates in prison want to get fucked. just not by other inmates....well majority.
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LemonLolly
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You should have waited till he was up to ask him, not acted like a total bitch
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jojimugo
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Actually I don't think she has a right to ask a grown man in his house why he is sleeping in
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ICastillo
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See what happens when you're a ass. He put a foot in your mouth for you.
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Bakarra
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capslockisgood
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Re-read the FML.