Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
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Top comments
CateXOX 0
I think your dad has some serious issues...
Astroman129 7
whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.
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Comments (272)
jokerrose57 0
move in with your mom... I have a feeling he's going to ask for a threesome or something... MOVE IN WITH MOM!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That's a ridiculous leap to make.
sweetkitty26 0
keevarou u commented under the wrong comment and WTF man?! sex with his own daughter. that's disgusting. your disgusting
jokerrose57 0
I rarely go on this so. Fml :P
Tay_dertot 0
bAbafnwjab WTF threesomes are nasty I wld knowww
i_love_grrr 0
that is when i would get up and just glare at her lol
PhilMcHawk 7
Well at least she'll have modern taste.
sweetkitty26 0
OMG its like is having sex with one our your FRIENDS!
Tay_dertot 0
ew
irishman1733 0
wow learn english
CateXOX 0
20- I think they've already left highschool, but that would be extremely awkward if they still went to the same one!
bluegoldfish 7
so? let her be your mummy...ask for a raise in your allowance when she takes you out, make her tuck you in at night...man, you can milk the hell out of this...
mk58 31
I like how you think.
OCDC 9
Spend all of her stripper money on clothes when she takes you out to buy you something "nice".
Keyman1212 14
Oh hell no, slap that bitch.
FreebirdIII 1
Oh, Who's your Momma. That is funny. Your Dad rocks by the way.
ConradDavid 1
not really just means he is kinda... pervish yea that's the word
ydnar 5
I can see her saying isn't it past your bedtime young lady????