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  je_suis_fml  |  11

if I point out that I recognize this name, octoberrain, from the fml the other day where her sister laughed and couldn't believe the guy she brought home was her man, does that mean I'm on here waaaaaay too much?

  scrapmetal58  |  9

I say bye to my cat and chinchilla. This is my spiel: "Bye you guys. Love you. Be good. See you in a while." or some variation thereof. I wave bye to my cat if he's present. :)


Today, before a blind date with a girl set up by my flatmate, I put some aftershave on. Then I realised I had forgotten my contact lenses. When I put them in it caused so much pain that in my attempt to reach the bathroom I walked into a wall. When I got there, she saw my swollen face and left. FML

By danny395 - / Monday 13 January 2014 15:37 / United Kingdom
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