Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.
Pentium_4 27
hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...
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Comments (306)
lionsatyourfeet 3
If you're still referring to her as "my girlfriend" after that, YDI bro. Grow some nut$
johng1970 2
Hire a ***** to come home with you and have sex with the ***** where she can see you, tell her it's no different than her giving a ******** to another guy...
charmanderCHAR 5
You're an idiot.
meoliveras08 3
Wow I wonder what her explanation was?
freakguy455 0
Ummm, no it isn't. Well maybe if you believe in monogamy which she is obviously doesn't, and since you obviously do, you two don't belong together.
MissHayleyJames 7
Umm yes it is. Unless you specifically tell someone you're not monogamous, it's cheating. Monogamy is the standard. If you don't fit that standard (and that's fine) you need to tell people otherwise they'll assume you're monogamous. And honestly most cheaters totally flip out when they get cheated on. Oddly enough most polygamist men flip out at the thought of their women being with another man too. I'll never understand that.
jasminemercer29 0
If I was your gf of six months, I wouldn't do that!
andrew1107 0
Dump that bitch. And go hook up with her best friend
inlove72 11
Awe, that sucks! Feel for yea! Dumb her ass
Rippin91 0
Wat a ****
cobanjo 2
That sucks
MattZAX 9
Just have sex with every girl you find and say its not cheating