Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.
Pentium_4 27
hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...
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Comments (306)
atrumX 16
Kick her out if your life
calilovesneb 12
Simple solution. Leave her ;)
mpclaw 3
Bill Clinton says that blow jobs don't count!
KalCounty 4
Damn, that's sucks, dude. Well now that you know what she did, good riddance to bad rubbish, right?
76transam 0
I had a similar conversation with my ex one time guess should have picked up on the red flag it ended with me catching her and some dude at her appartment "just watching a movie" almost went to prison that night... Drop her now or you'll wish you did
dlas 5
Hey....its not cheating If youre the guy muhahaha
xiiijinx 5
Man, women are such ******.
babyzann 0
Just dump her.
zombiebram 0
Dump her, std check and hope you have better luck next time.
terence78 0
That sucks, but I'll put money on shes good at it ;)