Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML
Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
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Top comments
mama2b3 20
So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.
Pentium_4 27
hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...
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Comments (306)
alien9dude 0
That sucks and blows
johnboyu 0
Should've kept her busy on yours..
tsquaredyosur 3
Dump the bitch!
swimmer3141 10
a lot*
lovemeorloseme7 4
i don't give ******** therefore the situation will always be impossible. but you should have waited till you got a BJ later and in the middle of it reply back at her "*phewwww*, i'm glad to hear that babe, because i have been receiving ******** a lot when you were off giving them, so im glad its not considered cheating then!"...look on her face = priceless. :)
CaptainPickles72 18
You don't give ********. Congratulations, I guess?
emilyjgraham 34
the tables would turn and she'd bite his ****..
basem_fml 1
It's not cheating if she was paid for it
AKholic47 0
Any sexual contact with with someone else IS cheating. How can some of you people even say that it's not?? Would you want your gf/bf to be eating out or blowing some other person? I didn't think so.
Azrael9 11
Best off to get rid of her. Once a cheater always a cheater. Oh and get tested too, she might've done it before.
camo97 0
Why are you explaining it to her? There is zero tolerance for that type of behavior. I doubt that she is that dumb. You would be retarded for staying in a relationship with her. Have some pride and respect for yourself!
grannygruber 6
According to Bill Clinton it isn't a form of sex, maybe that's the policy she advocates. FYL tho, kick her to the curb!