Bear with me

By bear food - 08/01/2014 04:37 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
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isallwaysme 27

they're right. they dont have to outrun the bear, they just have to outrun you

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Dinoporeon 9

And never go camping with these "friends" again.

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Ashamed_Sister 60

If a bear starts chasing you just hit or shoot one of your friends in the knee. Then you can escape by walking away.

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soccerstar1996 18

I used to be a camper like you, then I got eaten by a bear

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Sports_guy3 28

Then how are you still here? I had the same experience, but I cut its head off from the inside. Not a pleasant experience.

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RayyanBoussaid 5

... You are really that dumb, I can't even insult you. You are that dumb.

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DanielRamirez 10

Exactly! You dont need to outrun the bear you just need to outrun one of your "friends"

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Otherhats 20

A good old fashion ass kicking is in order?

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FangirlingAlways 14

Tough break OP! I bet my friends would do the same.

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barleyguy 17

Same with mine but knowing how they're all assholes and based on how heavy I sleep I would end up outside on the dirt before I knew it

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ZY1431 24

you should of been like **** that where's the bear im gonna touch it lol just to see what happens.

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SonOfAMitch 14

I don't know #3, OP's done a lot of hard work posting this FML.. Maybe you should give a try first?

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ZY1431 24

I would with a 10 ft long pole while having my running shoes on. :)

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lickastick 27

That's what I like to call natural selection

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Lavelle1313 11

#10 bears run up to 20-30 miles an hour at a full sprint, so good luck

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isallwaysme 27

they're right. they dont have to outrun the bear, they just have to outrun you

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StillUsesMyspace 22

At least they're honest!

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sandracore 15

falling asleep first while camping is a rookie mistake

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SonOfAMitch 14

What a great slumber party game to play. All you need is a tent, some friends, a person who tagged along and of course, a bear. Great!

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EverestMelting 23

At least they all did the smart thing and sacrificed the unknowing.

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AverageJoey 18

Lighten up OP it was just a little joke, i'm sure they wouldn't have left you out there.

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ChenEighty 20

Considering she woke up out there hours later, yes. I think they could have and did leave her out there.

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Dinoporeon 9

I have to ask, was any recreational drugs or alcohol involved in this camping trip?

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RedPillSucks 31

Not recreational. They were SERIOUSLY doing drugs.

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p007 12

You are a one hell of a deep sleeper!

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