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By poisonivyretard - / Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:15 / United States
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As Towelie always says: "Don't forget to bring a towel when you're going to take a shit in the woods, you never know when you'll need a towel"

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Right? They make biodegradable toilet paper to use in situations like these. Why would you wipe yourself with a plant you dont even know?

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Isn't all TP biodegradable?? It always goes away a few months after October, and believe me I've decorated a few trees pretty good.

Sounds like you are in dire need of some calamine lotion. At least next time you walk in the woods you will bring baby wipes with you.

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Don't mean to birch in here, but I felt like I had to leaf my own two cents: OP, I wood take this unfortunate incident and tree to learn from it. Use the pain and discomfort as a reminder to be prepared. Deciduous both a favor, as you wouldn't be in pain, and I wouldn't have to read about it.

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I doubt they all have 'This is poisonous' written all over them. He was out of options and probably took it in a haste, it's an honest mistake and mostly bad luck.

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Though it is not easy to identify particular poisonous plants, it is always important to know that poison ivy and poison oak have 3 leaves per stem. Poison sumac has 9 - 4 on each side, 1 on the top. Especially since that all 3 of these types of poisonous plants seem to be the most occurring.

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I agree with this guy actually. If he had no problem taking a dump and then using leaves to clean himself, then he obviously isn't new to the whole camping experience. He really should have known better...

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No it won't be. "I wiped my ass with a poisonous leaf." See, simple. However, it may be hard for the doctor to look at. *shudders*

May you feel the pain of a thousand suns crashing down upon you... or Rick Ross crowd surfing on you - Tree

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