Friends, Poopoo peepee, Awkward, Facebook, Camping and Nature: What happens in the woods stays in the woods - FML

What happens in the woods stays in the woods

By sulfuric_acid - 10/08/2021 06:01 - Canada

Today, on Facebook, I noticed my friend had posted a picture entitled, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" Curious, I checked it out and discovered that while on our hunting trip, my friends took a picture of me, pants around my ankles, leaned up against a tree taking a dump. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 10 August 2021 14:27

At least all of your future potential employers will have a good chuckle before rejecting you.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 10 August 2021 14:19

Hey Boo-Boo, make sure you don't shit in our pic-a-nic basket.

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Udder21 5

Tuesday 10 August 2021 8:51

This is quite possibly the best thing ive ever ******* read on this app

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 10 August 2021 14:19

Hey Boo-Boo, make sure you don't shit in our pic-a-nic basket.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 10 August 2021 14:27

At least all of your future potential employers will have a good chuckle before rejecting you.

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Michael Scott would be impressed.

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