Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, my front tooth randomly fell out in the middle of class. I brush regularly and visit the dentist, the tooth was perfectly healthy looking, and it didn’t hurt beforehand or bleed. It literally just fell out for no reason. Now I have a gap grin and I don’t know why. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
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fernclogger 5
Get a new doctor and dentist?
ctlnaaia71 8
it happens to me all the time. it hurts like crazy!
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Comments (153)
rawrrmonster78 0
Learn how to chew.
someone3225 2
Somebody needs herbal relief ;)
skylarbee 8
You probably are a clencher/grinder. It's probably the ridges on your cheeks that you are biting.
stormchaser24 24
That happens to me too. FYL.
perdix 31
You're too fat, you need to lose weight.
MyPerspective 4
People in my area, said it's because you don't drink enough water. Sounds silly, but it's worth a shot! GWS!
sacredeye73 11
You might want to consider having you wisdom teeth removed. It will take care of the cheek biting AND the headaches.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
Damn that must hurt a lot. Stupid dentist and doctor have no idea what they're saying
AlexBblah 10
That happens to me all the time i remeber i took a big chink out to, i noticed it happens to me because i have big cheeks not fat just a bit chubby and because i need braces. Maybe thats why i dont Know you should change doc and dentist
jemama 1
That happens to me, but it's my tongue. Granted, I've not been to see anyone about it. Sorry you're suffering.