Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, my front tooth randomly fell out in the middle of class. I brush regularly and visit the dentist, the tooth was perfectly healthy looking, and it didn’t hurt beforehand or bleed. It literally just fell out for no reason. Now I have a gap grin and I don’t know why. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
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fernclogger 5
Get a new doctor and dentist?
ctlnaaia71 8
it happens to me all the time. it hurts like crazy!
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Comments (153)
thelastavailable 13
Where's DocBastard when you need him?
DeadxManxWalking 27
Your teeth are holding your mouth hostage, demanding you shut up.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
I hate biting my cheek. It's worse cause after you do it the first time, the spot swells and you bite in the same place a few more times. I hope you figure out what's up.
ROSEisAmazing01 4
IKR! It hurts like crazy and out of the blue! So aggravating.../:
twood03 2
Its a simple solution. Dont do it
Bekll 31
Easier said than done.
MommyFox128 0
Damn, what that says to me is that you need a new doctor, dentist or both.
taerts 9
My mom used to tell me that whenever I bit my cheek, my mouth was missing meat. She fattened me up real nice XD
rubberduckie94 13
It happens because after the first time you do it the inside of your cheek slightly swells making it more likely to happen again.
rbaalman 4
I have the same problem OP
BretteMarie 5
I had this problem. My orthodontist gave me something called a " holly" (I think) and it stopped me from biting my cheek every five seconds. Hope this helps.
kyuuketsukikurai 8
I have the same issue. Mine's actually because of scar tissue left on my cheeks from my braces. There's not much they can do. Corsodyl helps it to heal faster and keeps the swelling down a little, so you don't re-injure it while it's swollen. If you don't want to use Corsodyl, warm salt water rinses help, too.