Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, my front tooth randomly fell out in the middle of class. I brush regularly and visit the dentist, the tooth was perfectly healthy looking, and it didn’t hurt beforehand or bleed. It literally just fell out for no reason. Now I have a gap grin and I don’t know why. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
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fernclogger 5
Get a new doctor and dentist?
ctlnaaia71 8
it happens to me all the time. it hurts like crazy!
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Comments (153)
KnightAngela1109 10
Owww well you could just take a vow of silence and go on a all liquid diet...... Oh and Invest straws :)
littlemsweirdo 12
Ooh, I always bite my inner cheek and I know it can hurt like hell but a chunk? EEK! That's sounds horribly painful!
free2speak 14
chunk of my cheek.. not teeth. :/
littlemsweirdo 12
Yeah, that's what op said...
peachesncreem 21
Is this your FML #21?
ladyLALAA 29
Profile says 0 confirmed FMLs
Jacquelinia 6
Ouch. I have one tooth that sticks out a bit so I sometimes bite my cheek when eating or in my sleep D= I'm getting braces to get that fixed. Maybe braces could help you too.
j_cat187 20
Bites cheek, cheek swells, bites cheek again. It is a never ending cycle.
Dnigz13 4
Hope you brush your teeth good so your cheek holes don't get infected
PeteyPablo12308 20
Cheek holes. Lol. That's a phrase you don't hear often.
Dnigz13 4
I know it made me laugh after I wrote it
hama806 19
Stop eating!
kandi_kid69 15
32- One does not simply stop eating..
khaayotic 16
44 - daughters who think the digestive system is gross seem to have no problem in doing so. c:
laden_swallow09 35
Food does not simply… WALK into the stomach!
hama806 19
It was clearly a joke! Calm yourselves!
mintcar 10
I've don't it whilst eating before, OP. I've bitten my cheek whilst chewing gum before as well. Regularly? Yep, you've got a problem.
RedmontFief 7
Whilst? I think(hope) you mean 'while', although I see no reason for that mistake.
Grosso 3
Too fat??
Nevereverland 8
Your comment makes me want to punch a pigeon.
Grosso 3
Punch yo mama instead
THE_A_TEEN 28
That's basically what you do everyday to your mum.
aiden1980 5
Eat slower, talk slower!