Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, my front tooth randomly fell out in the middle of class. I brush regularly and visit the dentist, the tooth was perfectly healthy looking, and it didn’t hurt beforehand or bleed. It literally just fell out for no reason. Now I have a gap grin and I don’t know why. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
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fernclogger 5
Get a new doctor and dentist?
ctlnaaia71 8
it happens to me all the time. it hurts like crazy!
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Comments (153)
picturescrazy 24
Happens to me every now and then. My dad claims it's when you gain or lose weight, but I'm not sure that has anything to do with it.
KiddNYC1O 22
I hate biting myself!
CarolineMdancer 1
I have that happen cause of my braces, but not in chunks O.o my cheeks have pretty much built up a tough wall if skin from all the braces and bitting.
wendever 2
You are deficient in Vitamin C. Check with your doctor.
mysterious_ducky 2
It means your body is heaty. As an Asian , that's the usual dianosis. When you tend to bite and get ulcers , it means youre too heaty and need to take more cooling foods (ie, less fried food, more salads , tea, etc.)
BrittDonut 11
This happens to me too, all the time. **** Our Lifes.
fanna_banana89 0
Dude that's so weird i had the same thing but it went away after a while
Lilypoops 0
Owch! I've took a chunk out my cheek before and it's so painful!! :c I really feel for you!
sietseld 13
I think thats pretty normal. It happens to me a lot, usually when I am chewing too fast. I'm sure some people are more prone than others based on the shape of their jaw or whatever. BTW thats a really weird thing to see a doctor about. Do you also ask them why you stub your toes?
Jerica_22 5
That was happening to me a lot but not anymore since I took my wisdom teeth out