Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, my front tooth randomly fell out in the middle of class. I brush regularly and visit the dentist, the tooth was perfectly healthy looking, and it didn’t hurt beforehand or bleed. It literally just fell out for no reason. Now I have a gap grin and I don’t know why. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
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fernclogger 5
Get a new doctor and dentist?
ctlnaaia71 8
it happens to me all the time. it hurts like crazy!
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Comments (153)
RendarSelin 5
Well, you are British, and you know what they say about Brits and their teeth ;)
nixophebia 5
Seriously, you need to switch dentists. Most likely a problem with your jaw alignment.
hollenbackam 12
This is making my cheek hurt just thinking about it. I understand your pain OP
fromoverthere 7
shit happens to me ALL THE ******* TIME
RKD 23
That sucks! Have done that!
ricardoacu 0
I hate that shit, it happens to me all the time! My Dentist said it'd cause I have a yuckmouth! Get your teeth fixed, you'll be ok?
1poohbear5 7
That normally happens when your jaw isn't aligned right. My aunt and grandmother had some sort of realignment surgery and they both haven't had problems since. Hope it gets better :)
schalk 12
Have you tried maybe just chewing a bit slower?
Nemle22 4
Mine do this too. I was told it's because I have a small mouth and has nothing to do with chewing fast or slow.
ForsakenMagicXP 2
Try having them check out your jaw. I always bite my cheek and I think, rather than my teeth, it is the way I move my jaw.