Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dentist appointment in which a nurse numbed my mouth. After coming home, I took a nap in which I unknowing bit through my top lip. I physically can't speak. FML
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
Today, my front tooth randomly fell out in the middle of class. I brush regularly and visit the dentist, the tooth was perfectly healthy looking, and it didn’t hurt beforehand or bleed. It literally just fell out for no reason. Now I have a gap grin and I don’t know why. FML
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I bit into a burrito and felt something hard crunch. I spit it out and found a small tooth. It was mine. I'd managed to break my tooth on a burrito. I had to go to the dentist, and the hygienist giggled a bit too much about the reason why it was getting fixed. I now have a strong suspicion of burritos which will probably never go away. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, I lost a tooth and got my jaw wired shut after my toddler managed to break my jaw by whacking me with a plastic toy. Hello at least 8 weeks of being unable to talk while only eating meals that have been thoroughly blitzed into a liquid form first. FML
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fernclogger 5
Get a new doctor and dentist?
ctlnaaia71 8
it happens to me all the time. it hurts like crazy!
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Comments (153)
Bri_Loves_13 0
It happens to me too. Your not alone.
LuckyTroll 6
Where's doc bastard?!?
error_031 0
You need to go to an orthdantist they specialize on the jaw and mouth rather then just teeth and a doctor is just no help
mw60 1
I do it because I have TMJ and my jaws don't line up all of the time. See an oral surgeon or an orthodontist. They can check your jaw joints and help you.
ddddddddg 9
Sometimes I bite my inner lip, really hard and it leaves a whole for a long time, it's like an ulcer but always hurts :(
fishface517 10
I always bite my cheeks on purpose it's a bad habit but it doesn't hurt anymore.
Bekll 31
Same with me, OP. My teeth are closer to my right cheek so it's regularly rubbed/bitten to the point I can get black blood blisters on them.
thewickedwitch 6
Ouchie! I do that too and sometimes I even feel like that shock of pain is going to make me pass out!
Panda_Bear18 13
I'm sorry OP :( that happens to me too ever since my wisdom teeth came out.
hrd4mud 0
or maybe eat slower it happens to me when I'm really chowin down