O.o hit and run? I'm trying this *me gusta face*

Maybe it was yourself o.O

Well, You didn't have to do it "viciously". That just makes it sound disturbing.

that sucks ass.

I think it slaps ass, actually

Damn horny ninjas

He liked your melons.

I thought melons were considered boobs

They are 95 is just dumb

Watch out, those tomatoes are feisty.

It actually was me >;)

Did you call T.A.P.S. ?

Apparently it must taste pretty good.

Or it was... Dementia!!!! Dun dun dun!

One time I thought this kid was poking me, so I told him to stop multiple times... Turns out my shirt tag was just in a weird position haha.

We need this for first cooments. Lol hit n run.

107- she's not eating it, but licking it.. Like the woman who does reviews with, I think, IGN? Makes me want to play x-box more actually

Little people are so sneaky.

168 - I hope you know that not all girl gamers lick their controllers while playing games...only the ones who want attention.

183 - Well its working

says the girl with a picture of a ds in her mouth...

Or a Jedi. You know, that whole "no emotional bonds" thing...

Or the fruit ninjas

Or the ghost casper

Paranormal Activity.... Grocery store setting this time

Locked doors an windows do not stop ninjas.

Looking behind doesn't help either. Just remove your ass.

I may be exagerating just a bit but, I swear you're one of the first ten in every single fucking recent FML.. I think it's time to get some sunshine buddy..

141- if you took time to read all of their comments, or at least recognize that they've commented a lot, you may also be "in need of sunshine". Jussayin.

141 - You want to know how I comment in the first 10 a lot? I can't, it's a well guarded secret! Oh, I want to see the sunshine but my studies stop me going outside.

Yea...take unwanted violent sexual contact as a compliment. What a ridiculously inappropriate thing to say.

Yes. That's definitely what happened.

How would they do that

I don't see many teenage boys at the grocery store, but I see a little kid playing that trick.

Oh, it was just teenage boys? Phew! Glad perverts and potential gropers were ruled out! Now I can go back to streaking at the mall! Thanks 5!

My first thought was a midget.. She would see a teenager

Teen midget maybe?

Noor is more of a ninja than I am.

Lol

The assgrabagus

Asslapigus? Never mind, sounds like a bad casserole.

Or the Hash-Slinging Slasher! (SpongeBob reference.)

"And then, one night, while he was cutting the patties, it happened!"

Its the hash slinging slasher. Its a spongebob square pants reference.

Nothing gets past you 120

Or the the-rapeist

Its was the hash slinging slasher. Its a spongebob square pants reference.

I thought they determined that was just mass hysteria, the whole crowd panic thing.