By beleria - United States
Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML
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  Sixers01  |  0

I may be exagerating just a bit but, I swear you're one of the first ten in every single fucking recent FML.. I think it's time to get some sunshine buddy..

  anzie_fml  |  9

141- if you took time to read all of their comments, or at least recognize that they've commented a lot, you may also be "in need of sunshine". Jussayin.

  SkoomaKi  |  27

141 - You want to know how I comment in the first 10 a lot?

I can't, it's a well guarded secret! Oh, I want to see the sunshine but my studies stop me going outside.