By UrbanCass - United States
  Today, I finally had sex with a girl I've been dating for over a month. Before we got started she told me not to worry about the birth control because she could handle that. So after we finished I asked her what kind of birth control she used. She said she meditated. FML
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  chimmy  |  0

As everyone has that 120 sec pause, you still wouldn't have been first.

And OP, FYL, that really sucks. Though you should have worn a condom anyways since who knows what kind of diseases she could have, you havent been dating very long...

  slash1396  |  0

you have no life #2 please take matters into your own hands, put a gun to your head, and pull the trigger. you are the reason why other countries hate America. because you have no life

  _THE_MASTER_  |  0

I agree. you FAIL. now, because of your slowness and stupidity, you will always be #2. the only reasonable thing to do now is to take slash1396's advice and end it all. and please, for the love of all that is holyif you do intend to continue living, castrate yourself. no need for you to spawn stunted little apes like yourself.

  bambition7  |  0

wow yeah the guy was stupid for not using a condom but how ridiculous can you be. telling someone to end there life can get serious sometimes. people like you really make me feel sorry for the world

  Unlucky1232  |  20

someone explain your logic here please. She said she handled the birth control implying she was on a form of it. OP just asked what kind after. Its not like he had sex with her and said "Are you on birth control?"

  _THE_MASTER_  |  0

no, 47, he didnt ask. he was told not to worry about it and didn't bother to ask what kind of BC she used. so, OP, YDI (if this is in fact true, and not copied from 'Titus") and from now on, just slip her the pill for as long as you can...and don't get caught

  sickinlove13  |  0

I've never told a guy I have it "taken care of". I tell them I'm on birth control, but that really doesn't mean anything either seeing as how it's 99% effect and there's that very slim chance of getting pregnant. Plus, what kind of guy would be satisfied with that answer? If someone told me it was "taken care of", I would ask what that means. lol

  Jessj958  |  19

Are you not worried about STDs? Birth control that women take or use only protects against pregnancy. If you haven't been dating that long I'm sure there are a lot of things you don't know about her.

  STVader  |  0


"Goku, I need your help, my gf is pregnant...with, with, with, Frieza's child!"

"took care of it"