FML : Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached...

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Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 30 August 2011 04:46 / United States

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By sherryl_fml | 0

#3204652 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:44

Which one felt better?

By misslc | 4

#3204665 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:46

Did you pull the knob???

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By sherryl_fml | 0

#3204652 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:44

Which one felt better?

iLOLatURpain69 | 7

#3204998 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:20

'A handful of my his crotch'

PsychoXtheXrapis | 3

#3205059 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 13:36

So their crotches are one in the same? My God... You can wank both of them at once and it'll feel twice as good! So fucking lucky!

humorizer | 14

#3205166 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:05

Looks like you grabbed the wrong knob.

dre_bro11 | 12

#3205198 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:13

OP, is your boss a genuine creep, or did you just make him sound like one the way you worded the FML?

If he is, then he probably enjoyed it anyway...

krazy_glu3 | 0

#3205474 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:40

If you help him finish, you might get a raise. Go go go go!!

RandomBlackMan | 0

#3205669 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:08

did he say "ooo girl"

stro88 | 6

#3205772 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:20

Might be a lawsuit depending on how firm you pulled his knob.

SirObvious | 1

#3206243 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:04

Sounds like a promotion to me

juicedboi | 7

#3206253 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 18:10

-51 oh I bet OP got a big raise out of him.

SwaggerMelon | 6

#3207041 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 21:59

Is he a tall guy or are the doorknobs low?

No_LoveMM | 3

#3208508 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 2:41

82 I don't think it is that, but it's just you go until you feel the knob, if you know what I mean.

DropTheDaggerxx | 31

#3210158 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:30

EVERY FML that mentions anything related to an occupation has a slew of "raise" comments. Get some new material, people.

humorizer | 14

#3210337 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 8:32

^ Or perhaps you're not clever enough to realize that by "raise", they're not talking about money, but rather... something going up.

nromanyuk | 4

#3212604 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:33

I would really want to know what happened afterwards...

sherryl_fml | 0

#3614569 - Monday 21 November 2011 12:36

Good jobb

sherryl_fml | 0

#3614572 - Monday 21 November 2011 12:36

Good jobb

By aznpiboy24 | 5

#3204654 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:44

Stalker Boss >:)

silver0jay | 11

#3204850 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:33

Get ready for that raise!

DizzyDemon0 | 9

#3205147 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:00

Since you're the new favorite..you can do whatever you want! You're pretty much an assistant-boss now! Congrats.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3205200 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:15

Which kind of raise, silver? I was thinking flaccid to stiff.

hemz_fml | 13

#3207666 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 0:00

Has to be a copy I remember this one before

Janawa | 22

#4188814 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:59

LOVE YOUR FUCKING PICTURE!!!!!!!

By mruizk9 | 7

#3204663 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:45

u liked it ;)

BehindU | 5

#3208867 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 4:32

Dont see why your complaining both you and your boss got a raise.

extrasnipes | 22

#5959585 - Thursday 29 May 2014 13:07

Plot twist OP is a guy

By misslc | 4

#3204665 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:46

Did you pull the knob???

Lemuel_fml | 5

#3493235 - Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:39

Grabbed the wrong knob, haha

By loveexgirl | 15

#3204675 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:46

A handful of my his crotch?

BallsFace | 0

#3204886 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:45

OP couldn't make her/his mind up.

By EvanAGD | 7

#3204685 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:47

Did you get a raise at least?

haiu2323 | 10

#3204747 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:57

I see what you did there! nice one man :D

schaflava | 0

#3204820 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:23

We see what you did there. Get off his nuts!

zinoxity | 23

#3204882 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 12:44

I bet the manager got a raise.

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#3205145 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:00

OP should expect a bonus cuming up soon.

FlyingLazerWALRU | 0

#3205676 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:09

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

sovietkiwi | 0

#3205731 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 16:15

59 go away

By Captain0bv10us | 0

#3204694 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:48

Awkward

noshatsherlockk | 15

#3205392 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 15:19

Cockward.

walterism | 0

#3208768 - Wednesday 31 August 2011 4:08

whatever you say captain obvious

noshatsherlockk | 15

#3221287 - Friday 2 September 2011 7:38

84-... Way to ruin it.

By savagearmz | 6

#3204705 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:49

PROMOTION!!

By ahabsfan | 12

#3204707 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:50

I hope you look before eating a cucumber at lunch.

By MarineWifey88 | 3

#3204735 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 11:55

I've seen this one posted before.

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