One night stand

By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 02:12 - Canada

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Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
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Chinnithy 0

you should sleep with him again and steal them back

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Freeze_fml 16

This is why you don't have sex with random people.

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nikkibeez 0

maybe you shouldn't sleep with random people.. but i guess people have the right to do what they please.

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dfens 8

Is anyone supposed to believe you never have? Lies.

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nikkibeez 0

aww poor boys... such tiny little brains. i guess because i have a picture of me where, "omg i can paritially see her boobie!!", means that i sleep around with random men.

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teamholcombe 0

At least you know your place, the bedroom.

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teamholcombe 0

the bedroom if she is not cooking.

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denvan 0

hahaha someone is way too broke or took them as a souvenier

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DLTsandwich 5

"The guy" you slept with? Did you even know his name before you had sex with him? Am I the only one who thinks you should personally know someone before you sleep with them these days?! Sheesh! YDI for inviting some random guy into your home, bed, and ******.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I have to agree. I'm not sure why you wouldn't expect something to be stolen when you invite a stranger into your home. It sounds like you got off easy (pun intended). Maybe you know better now. Next ONS at his place or go full on and get a room.

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MzFitz 4

I fully agree and was going to say the same thing! don't have sex with people you don't know dumb@$$

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Doortje 29

That's actually pretty awesome. you should do the same with your next ONS, and then there'll be a whole chain of pillowstealers!

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FLCL4711Fox 0

*smiles and looks away* not a big fan of pillow talk I guess*

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linkmax 15

He probably wants your DNA to clone you.

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IDidnDoIt 3

wonder if he does that for everyone he sleeps with and he just has this ridiculous collection of pillows in his closet haha

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kwmfl 4

i think if i ever sleep with some random girl, im going to do this. just to be "that" guy

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