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You tried

By Anonymous - 23/09/2014 21:12 - United States - Denver

Today, after a solid month of hard work, I finally finished modeling and animating a 3D insect character for a scene. After presenting it to the rest of my team, one of my teammates pointed out that it looks exactly like a flying penis. FML

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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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You deserved it 13 509

By BYUwildchild - 17/12/2010 16:23 - United States

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML

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You deserved it 3 529

By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 934

You deserved it 9 132

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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You deserved it 37 756

By dumblond - 14/08/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML

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You deserved it 6 462

By Fuzy - 15/12/2008 03:24 - France

Today, my Art Director once again turned down a demo model (for an advertisement) that I'd been working on for a week. This time he took his belt off and started thrashing the model to pieces. FML

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You deserved it 2 383

By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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You deserved it 4 339

By goodbyefriend - 21/08/2012 16:56 - United States - Worcester

Today, after a few weeks of smuggling a baby caterpillar into work every day just to make sure it ate and stayed alive long enough to turn into a butterfly, it finally did. Before it could fly free, a bird turned it into a snack. FML

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You deserved it 6 031

By dumbblonde - 06/08/2009 03:04 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer when this really annoying fly kept landing on the keyboard. After a while, I took the bottom of a pen and squished it. Twenty minutes later I absentmindedly started chewing at the bottom of the pen. FML

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You deserved it 62 332

By Tickdick - 24/03/2017 21:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I got out of the shower and noticed a tiny leaf on my penis. With legs. Squirming. I have a new nickname. FML

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You deserved it 559

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:13

What a dick

tygerarmy 35

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:17

It's not flying, it's falling with style!

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:13

What a dick

incoherentrmblr 21

Thursday 25 September 2014 4:30

Just like the joke toy that has the word **** attached to a helicopter propeller, I could see your 3D animation becoming a similar toy...

tygerarmy 35

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:17

It's not flying, it's falling with style!

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Thursday 25 September 2014 4:44

A whole new kind of Woody.

JuzReading 23

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:20

Are they still going to use it though?

Nordrag 26

Wednesday 24 September 2014 11:37

I don't see why not.

whenitdidhappen 14

Wednesday 24 September 2014 19:30

they might even use it for multi purposes

simsimbeep 13

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:25

Well, you now know what that person always thinks about...

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:26

That sounds like a real ****-up on your part. Hopefully your boss won't give you the shaft over it.

hue 12

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:49

Boo!

Nyx7 24

Wednesday 24 September 2014 11:41

Tried just a bit too hard

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 24 September 2014 13:07

Damn, tough crowd.

afkwarrior 25

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:28

Damn nature, you scary

moniqueee18 13

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:31

And after all that HARD work ;)

rt58killer10 20

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:35

And we're off to a flying start!

lilycups 11

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:44

This is why there's this thing called concept art. Could have spared yourself a lot of trouble had you asked for some input.. :/

gracehi 31

Wednesday 24 September 2014 13:08

My sister and boyfriend were both spring animators at one point, and I thought exactly this. This is exactly why concept art is so important... unless OP did present concept art, and the bug somehow ended up looking different in 3D than it did in 2D.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 24 September 2014 15:11

*aspiring

chill99 15

Wednesday 24 September 2014 10:46

What's wrong with people? Why is everything seen as a penis or ******? Someone posted a picture of cookies with whole pecans on top, and people said they looked like vulvas. Really, get some class, people.