On the run

By broussimousse - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

lolajelly 0

why the hell would you use a leaf? tempted by their amazing absorbent properties??

hahah you shouldve just used your shirt

Comments

vitaminsandminer 0

i dont understand why you used a leaf... how would that help?

alyssa_22 0

Wow I've never heard of someone wiping their face sweat with a leaf. In any case, you could have at least looked at the leaf first.

you wanna hope he never sees you spell as well

that was pretty unreasonable of you in so many ways lol

meandmoi_fml 0

You got shitfaced while jogging with a guy...I would be impressed.

simplysmile 0

who cares if you are sweating? don't be lame. besides, being sweaty is sexy to guys....sometimes hahaha

I don't even know what to say besides this is utter stupidity the guy would probably rather have a generally smart sweaty girl rather then one that tries wiping sweat with a leaf. f***ing A a leaf really you shouldve grabbed a small dog instead lmfao or maybe bring a sweat towel? Hmm too simple forgot hahaha

gqduck 0

Just so you know, a guy isn't going to blame you for sweating while working out. In fact, he might even like it a lot

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

First, why the **** would you use a leaf? That's what your shirt sleeve is for.. Secondly, if you feel comfortable enough with him to go running there should be a level of understanding between you two that you're both going to be sweaty and gross. If you are of the superficial mindset that you always have to look like you just stepped out of a music video around him, then you'll never start dating him anyways. Sorry, that was kind of harsh. >.>