Sports and Animals: On the run

On the run

By broussimousse - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

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By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By crazystar69 - 09/03/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML

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By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

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By Rizma - 27/11/2014 15:12 - France - Grâces

Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear fit, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just as a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 12:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML

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By poisonivyretard - 04/06/2013 17:15 - United States - Narragansett

Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML

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By Eli123 - 01/05/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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Hey you

By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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lolajelly 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:22

why the hell would you use a leaf? tempted by their amazing absorbent properties??

stephfml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:17

hahah you shouldve just used your shirt

Comments

lightningRODman 0

Friday 10 July 2009 11:09

there's nothing wrong w/ a girl sweating, so long as there's not too much B.O LOL #8

MadeOfAwesome 1

Monday 13 July 2009 11:38

Umm, since you were running, he wasn't exactly expecting your face to glowing and fresh. If you're really than insecure tho, use your shirt or a little towel

Bedford_Sparkz 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 14:13

No one cares if you sweat, its natural, it means your body is trying to cooldown, and also leafs arent very absorbent... That guy has problems if he thinks that girls are stupid or crazy if they sweat... :P

cmac86 23

Tuesday 11 August 2009 9:59

if you're running sweating isn't a turnoff Hun. unless you're the size of a manatee.

InfernalFML 1

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:57

Just tell him that bird crap is your secret formula for stoping B.O. and see if he buys it. (He won't.)

nikki456123 0

Sunday 10 October 2010 5:07

birds don't wipe Sherlock

vietmanx 10

Monday 18 April 2011 8:49

why can't u just use tha back of ur hand or wrist

b_rad_fml 4

Thursday 23 February 2012 4:15

HAHAHA YDI! If you're out exercising then OF COURSE you're gonna be sweating! That's why you exercise in the first place! Stop being such a priss, sweat like a human and get over yourself!