Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook, as she didn't like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML
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Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML
Today, a 300 lb woman caused a huge scene at the public pool where I work. She accused me of fatshaming and swore to sue me for discrimination. I asked her to cover up, as her 3x too small string bikini went against the pool’s dress code. I don’t make the rules, I just have to enforce them. FML
Today, I was subpoenaed on behalf of my mother-in-law. My husband said if I didn't defend her and consequently lie under oath, our marriage is over. She said, "I can get rid of two problems in one day!" FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML
Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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SilentScreamer 12
She's a huge bitch.
nyrangersfan9 13
You can use a feature on Facebook that blocks a certain person from viewing a specific picture. Try that maybe?
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Comments (230)
lwonderful 11
They're YOUR wedding photos. She can't sue you for anything
BelfastNuts 15
Americans sue everyone for everything. Absolute joke (This comment is not the opinion of the submitted nor any third parties). Try and sue that mwhaha!
asylumlane 23
Just remove the pictures she's in or cut her out of them. Problem solved and everyone can go back to their lives.
onorexveritas 23
oh the irony
alfred07 18
Does she have grounds to sue you?
ileenefudge 29
No
brittyboo123 35
Crop her out, if possible.
anon_e_m00se 8
If she had asked nicely, you could have done a nice cropping job to remove her from the FB pictures, so that the photos still looked nice, but she wasn't in them. Because she's a bitch, just put big black (or white) squares over her spot in the pictures. Maybe just on her face, so that she can't complain that people "can tell it's her", but leave the fat blob of what she calls a "body" visible.
qwertyu_ioplk 9
*mother in law
mmm666 16
It says 'mother-in-lawyer', obviously meaning that she is both her mother-in-law AND a lawyer.
GraphicAustin 8
Tell her to do it then have it brought up in court that she's a fat lazy slug
exlexx 12
how about respecting her privacy? not everyone likes having their photos on the web.
onesarcasticdik 8
It was her wedding and those are her pictures of her day. If someone don't want their picture up, they should stay home.
AestheticGuy 21
How does an elephant like that even have privacy? I mean, it must pretty hard to fkn' hide her from the public. Maybe they keep her in a private sanctuary...