Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook, as she didn't like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML
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Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML
Today, a 300 lb woman caused a huge scene at the public pool where I work. She accused me of fatshaming and swore to sue me for discrimination. I asked her to cover up, as her 3x too small string bikini went against the pool’s dress code. I don’t make the rules, I just have to enforce them. FML
Today, I was subpoenaed on behalf of my mother-in-law. My husband said if I didn't defend her and consequently lie under oath, our marriage is over. She said, "I can get rid of two problems in one day!" FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML
Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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SilentScreamer 12
She's a huge bitch.
nyrangersfan9 13
You can use a feature on Facebook that blocks a certain person from viewing a specific picture. Try that maybe?
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Comments (230)
cass99 11
For revenge sign her up for biggest loser without telling her! And congrats on the marriage
pattayarick 8
Did you tell her that it's her fat that makes her look fat?
iCameForTheFood 7
Just change the privacy settings so she can't see it.
AliveLikeFire 7
she doesn't have grounds to sue. can we say laughed out of court? leave em up!
Quiet_one 22
Don't take the pictures down, just click on the privacy setting for the album and block her from seeing it then make sure she's not tagged in any of them. She never has to know.
MontvaleMayhem 11
This reminds me of the joke: "Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, your fat ass makes you look fat!" Should just let her waste money on the suit and have the judge throw her fat ass out.
Anita2013 7
Just don't post any with her in them.
infinitetacosx7 5
I'd just crop her out
asherm 15
Photoshop! Put a demon in her place or something. ;)
Roland97 4
Threaten to sue seems harsh. But I would assume you are saying this with bias forced against her. I absolutely hate it when other people upload bad photos of me on Facebook. I hate it even more that I can't do anything about it.
eternalibra 14
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