Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook, as she didn't like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML
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Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML
Today, a 300 lb woman caused a huge scene at the public pool where I work. She accused me of fatshaming and swore to sue me for discrimination. I asked her to cover up, as her 3x too small string bikini went against the pool’s dress code. I don’t make the rules, I just have to enforce them. FML
Today, I was subpoenaed on behalf of my mother-in-law. My husband said if I didn't defend her and consequently lie under oath, our marriage is over. She said, "I can get rid of two problems in one day!" FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML
Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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SilentScreamer 12
She's a huge bitch.
nyrangersfan9 13
You can use a feature on Facebook that blocks a certain person from viewing a specific picture. Try that maybe?
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Comments (230)
TheChelseaSays 34
Like taking pictures off of Facebook is going to make look any skinnier.......
IStoleTheCookies 16
Fat people or extremely ugly people and almost dead oap's who look like ball sacks with wigs on need to be on the end of all photo's, that way you can just crop them out, problem solved.
the_Glenn_coco 7
lmfao!!!!!!
DasHaas 9
Crop her out. Then, in the massive white spot she left put "some fat bitch".
interesting33 36
Just untag her?
bluerara912 12
I'd say crop her out of the photos, but that may prove an issue due to her size...
Grimnirwher9 21
"It's not the photographs that make you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat."
otg11 3
Save the photos on your desktop, delete them from Facebook, crop her out of the ones on your desktop and repost them with the option of hiding the post from her.
BriannaMGK 15
I hope you left then up, since she can't actually sue you because they make her "look fat"! Lololol
K_kanaka 26
Crop her out of the photos. Problem solved.
tlovesdolphins 16
Don't do it! Otherwise she'll be pulling that shit on you your whole marriage.