Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook, as she didn't like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML
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Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML
Today, a 300 lb woman caused a huge scene at the public pool where I work. She accused me of fatshaming and swore to sue me for discrimination. I asked her to cover up, as her 3x too small string bikini went against the pool’s dress code. I don’t make the rules, I just have to enforce them. FML
Today, I was subpoenaed on behalf of my mother-in-law. My husband said if I didn't defend her and consequently lie under oath, our marriage is over. She said, "I can get rid of two problems in one day!" FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML
Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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SilentScreamer 12
She's a huge bitch.
nyrangersfan9 13
You can use a feature on Facebook that blocks a certain person from viewing a specific picture. Try that maybe?
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Comments (230)
Erery 16
I would say you can edit them and take her out but she probably uses up all the space lmao
tomgun_fml 16
She can't sue
catharsis5 9
tell her that most people loose weight when they think they look fat on the pictures.
nitemare0 17
Crop or blur her out of every photo
vanessa09865 23
oh my god, why was she in the wedding pictures? It's your wedding day; you don't want the attention pulled from you because of the cow you have for a mother-in-law. I wouldn't have even invited her to the reception; who wants to spend triple the $$ for a fat-ass MIL? No, that's gross.
jarockstar27 10
Why couldn't you just leave out the ones she is in? Problem solved!
an3ph 20
Oof. That's heavy.
Monkcoon 7
Should tell her "The photos don't make you look fat, your fat makes you look fat"
amifaiyaz 12
What a bitter landwhale.
sulitak 27
Now is she big, healthy, husky, fluffy or DAMN sized