Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook, as she didn't like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML
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Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML
Today, a 300 lb woman caused a huge scene at the public pool where I work. She accused me of fatshaming and swore to sue me for discrimination. I asked her to cover up, as her 3x too small string bikini went against the pool’s dress code. I don’t make the rules, I just have to enforce them. FML
Today, I was subpoenaed on behalf of my mother-in-law. My husband said if I didn't defend her and consequently lie under oath, our marriage is over. She said, "I can get rid of two problems in one day!" FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML
Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
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SilentScreamer 12
She's a huge bitch.
nyrangersfan9 13
You can use a feature on Facebook that blocks a certain person from viewing a specific picture. Try that maybe?
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Enslaved 36
Even people that aren't overweight are self conscience about their pictures. (Ex: Beyoncé and her unflattering Superbowl pictures). Why not be a dear and just take down only pictures of her? I'm sure she gets made fun of enough without you reminding everyone on your Facebook that she's overweight. The way I read this FML makes me think you get off humiliating her as much as you can. Does she deserve it? Who's to say?
gg27787 6
The way this FML reads sounds alot like he posted his wedding pictures and she's threatening to sue him because she looks bad in them. I don't see where he antagonizes her about it.
Enslaved 36
I gathered it as-- The in-law complained that her pictures make her look fat and then OP stated "She is over 300 pounds". This led me to believe that the OP was saying. . . you look fat because you are fat! No different than the other people on here that enjoy making fun of the fat people.
queerdragon 20
I hate when people tell me to "be a dear." It usually ends with them asking me something stupid. This is going to be harsh, but: 1. She knew people were going to see the pictures. Pictures are meant to capture the moment so you can, oh I don't know, show people the blessed event. She chose to be in the pictures. 2. If she does not like "looking fat" then she should do something about it. Unless she has a medical condition, being overweight is a lifestyle choice. 3. Why should he have to take down any of his pictures because she does not like how she looks. She can untag herself. Unless the pictures were candid shots she did not ask to be taken, then she chose to participate. I am pretty sure she knows she is overweight and any picture she takes will "make her look fat."
gg27787 6
She has no legal right to sue. Keep you photos.
PimpdaddyCJT 13
What a bitch
amy6703 6
I had the same thing happen with my husbands relative. I photoshopped her face off and put a donkey face in its place. Then I labeled the pic "me, hubby, friends, and some jackass". She couldn't do anything about it since her face wasn't on it anymore.
Fernando83 19
some people can't be helped. someone as rude as her should be dealt with accordingly. you should tell her you're going to sue her for running your pictures.
TenTon 7
Let her try, I'd love to hear what a judge has to say about that lawsuit.
Nemo77_fml 5
That's got to be a weight on your shoulders. Ewe, shoulders, the thought. Means your head is down ........
ywolfgl 21
Her problem for looking 300. If she hasn't looked like that, it wouldn't be a prblem
perdix 29
I'm surprised that no else has noticed that it's the mother-in-LAWYER that's complaining. With so many lawyer jokes and mother-in-law jokes, surely there has to be an overlap to make mother-in-lawyer jokes!
bluetech 12
Hate to break it to her, but she is FAT.