Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
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Unbweavable 17
Sooo you're so blind you can't see two human bodies?
gabe222 25
Musta been quiet sex or something... Otherwise you'da heard 'em Unless of course you are deaf to go along with half blind
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Comments (168)
supportcommand 17
Pretty nasty spot to do it really. A multi person use bathtub, unless you clean it first but who's going to do that. Your sisters a classy girl I bet.
bizarre_ftw 22
I always clean my tub before I take a bath, it creeps me the **** out otherwise I use things like that magic eraser or those disposable toilet bowl scrubbers that go on the end of the wand that I keep specifically for the bathtub, or sometimes just a sponge & shampoo. After the first time it really isn't that hard and it fixes the disturbing issue of floating around in other people's slime
mhopper 13
You should have taken a dump to teach them a lesson!
LadySigyn 17
Ive done something similar OP, though in my case, it was my sister's bedroom (I honestly didnt think she was home that night, it was late and I didnt see her car...) and bam, she was going down on her boyfriend. Yeah, I shut the door immediately, ******* awkward.
daytoday21 10
You went to pee in your sister's bedroom?
LadySigyn 17
No, I was going in there to toss laundry on her bed, sorry for the mix up :>
nalawala 4
At least you weren't going number 2
chicagoguy 2
Hey what nationality are you?
Gondile 4
The real question, 28, is what Nationality are you?
DocBastard 40
Chicagoguy - She's Effemellian, just like all of us.
dfens 8
Girls with class don't shit.
rattusrattus 19
Be thankful for your lack of glasses. BE THANKFUL FOR YOUR LACK OF GLASSES. And I hope blurry boyfriend was on top because that makes it marginally less squicky.
annie_nk 23
I don't think I've ever heard the word squicky before lol.
simplylost643 0
#25- How exactly would a couple go about missionary position in a bathtub without the woman drowning? Woman on top, sure. Doggie style, you bet. Missionary, probably not, unless the man has some amazing back bending ability and the woman is a world class breath holder.
bizarre_ftw 22
Don't fill up the tub...
coolbrony12 3
Other types of jobs were being done as well. :)
Rocky007 15
You better be a girl. Otherwise why we're you sitting down to pee?
MichellinMan 20
It clearly said OP (overpowered penis) has poor vision, leading to the high chance of missing the toilet. Or maybe it is a girl. Who knows.
DjeePee 25
To pee and shit at the same time. D'uh.
daytoday21 10
Wouldnt you just assume its a girl when you see that? Why the weird attitude?
pokefan813 16
Pardon my French but who the fucl says its illegal for a guy to pee sitting down?
pokefan813 16
***** my fingers are fat as shit! (pardon my french again)
hqbrat 8
At least you were blinded I wouldn't have wanted to see
MichellinMan 20
They said: JOIN, OR DIE.
trendsetta010 4
Did you watch?
sarah6786 14
Probably not because the person is half blind.