Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
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Unbweavable 17
Sooo you're so blind you can't see two human bodies?
gabe222 25
Musta been quiet sex or something... Otherwise you'da heard 'em Unless of course you are deaf to go along with half blind
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Comments (168)
coolguy53111 5
Brain damage complete
gloria89108 1
Eeeeeewwwwwwe lol tmi lol
xpaulatanx 10
.... *tilts head* Of all the places to have sex.... SMH Wow.. I've never considered that...
anyav3 13
Reminds me of the movie Jersey Girl!
crabby02090209 1
I use to love that movie! I haven't seem that forever!
TrollingStalker 16
Well that escalated quickly.
KiRaKaT 9
^^well that comment sucked horribly! Sorry but I really get tired of people using the same old memes in comments
rammy125 4
That's rude, did you at least offer to join in or give a helping hand
christopherryan 0
No #33, just no...
Metallica36176 16
Yeah at least you didn't have that loud explosive diarrhea.....and I would consider him lucky, sex with 1 and saw the other pantsless...
elvisaaron 3
Right ! Lol maybe he's one of those who likes to C U P .... Eewwww..
doby199 6
They should've locked the door or used her bed instead of occupying what I'm guessing is the only bathroom
MelissaHope1986 8
What I'm confused about is them not hearing OP fall down the stairs. Or they did hear and just kept going. Might just be me but you think they would stop at that point to either check on OP or to make sure she wouldn't walk in.
bizarre_ftw 22
Does the bathroom have to be on a different floor? Often in two story houses there's a bathroom on the same floor as the bedrooms, and that's Always the case if it's a one story house
purpledrizzle 5
"Today, my boyfriend and I finally got some sexy time in the bathtub. My sister barged in, took a piss, and then realized we were in there. Talk about awkward."
SkoomaKi 28
FML