Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML
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Unbweavable 17
Sooo you're so blind you can't see two human bodies?
gabe222 25
Musta been quiet sex or something... Otherwise you'da heard 'em Unless of course you are deaf to go along with half blind
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Comments (168)
bizarre_ftw 22
95 - don't apologize, defend to the death!! Keep going making stupid points and basically throwing a temper tantrum long after you've realized your original comment was crap! What kind of FMLer are you?!
noisebox 1
Too bad you were not having a smelly rotten eggs pooh...
awkward_gothlady 32
I read that wrong the first time and thought you said "my older sister and MY boyfriend."
phimaia 1
That's awesome
ben10jammin 3
How do you know they were having sex if you couldn't see them ?
Raelthelamb 31
Maybe she could hear them.
blackwidowtaco 31
How do you know op is a she?
alliwannadoishav 0
I can't believe so many of you are shocked or disgusted by them having sex in the tub. Shower sex or tub sex is great! Sorry for OP though. Wouldn't want to see my sister or have her and her bf watch me pee.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Kinda glad I don't wear glasses. Wouldn't have needed them anyway, after burning my eyeballs out.
elvisaaron 3
Been funnier if you would have fell in the tub and peed on them !
Fellsnows 5
I hope you said hello other wise it might be considered rude
Fellsnows 5
Apparently the Michelin man is in to incest which probably explains why he's so horribly deformed