Today, I received an e-mail from the girls at work. It was an invite to lunch, but it said, "Lunch today at Camber's, PLEASE don't tell Françoise, I don't think any of us can take any more of her!" I'm Françoise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, me and my coworkers were making fun of this girl we work with. I drew an ugly but funny picture of her and thought it was fun to email it around the office. I sent it to a coworker named Joann. Or so I thought. I actually sent it to another Joann, who is one of the directors of the company. FML
Today, I work as an executive assistant. My French boss wanted to do business with a big American customer, so he sent her an email suggesting a meeting. He copied me so that I could arrange said meeting. He had written, "Have your ass talk to my ass." FML
Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
I hope you still showed up, just to piss them off.
nametags 0
I hope you either a) emailed her back saying thanks for the head's up that you weren't wanted, or b) just showed up anyway
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FredJones 0
Chances are that you actually are pretty annoying. Ten or so co-workers can't be wrong. This is probably their way of telling you (intentionally), without having to actually say it to your face.
dg72592_fml 0
theres always someone that's going to have a problem with you, it says nothing about your own worth and everything about their own cattiness.
heatherjay 0
you probably deserved it for being so annoying.
heatherjay 0
and, i bet she sent it to you on purpose so you'd never invite yourself to tag along again.
notnormal 0
I agree with #21
CowGoesMoo 0
I'm sorry, that sucks. Well, there are two possibilities here, there is a chance that the girl is a big fat bitch and did that on purpose. Girls are vicious and I can totally see that being the case. The second is that you actually are annoying, which is sad, but you could maybe ask them what is wrong? I know it sucks to know that people are talking about you behind your back, but if you really like these people, then you could ask them what about you bothers them? If you don't like them then whatever, you keep being you.
Ender_ 0
So I was Moderating FML's just now and one came up that read, "I was sending out an email to all the girls at work telling them where we're having lunch and not to invite Francois. After I hit send I noticed I sent it to Francoise." Looks like your coworkers read FML too! There's something you guys have in common...Make some friends!!!
fleg 9
#57- unfortunately, there's pathetic idiots that think repeating FMLs from another perspective is funny--regardless of it's theirs or not. they really will do anything to get posted. just like the idiots who do it as a comment. apparently, it's hilarious or something.
Incubus_fml 0
ugh, that's awful. im sorry! :(
neonoodle 0
You obviously have huge personality issues if nobody in your office can stand you. F their lives.