Today, I received an e-mail from the girls at work. It was an invite to lunch, but it said, "Lunch today at Camber's, PLEASE don't tell Françoise, I don't think any of us can take any more of her!" I'm Françoise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, me and my coworkers were making fun of this girl we work with. I drew an ugly but funny picture of her and thought it was fun to email it around the office. I sent it to a coworker named Joann. Or so I thought. I actually sent it to another Joann, who is one of the directors of the company. FML
Today, I work as an executive assistant. My French boss wanted to do business with a big American customer, so he sent her an email suggesting a meeting. He copied me so that I could arrange said meeting. He had written, "Have your ass talk to my ass." FML
Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
I hope you still showed up, just to piss them off.
nametags 0
I hope you either a) emailed her back saying thanks for the head's up that you weren't wanted, or b) just showed up anyway
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Comments (141)
marrrrgo 0
maybes it's a surprise birthday party for you or something, and they did that to throw you off...:P ...optimism, guys!
Princess_89 0
They are mean...
Shadesthebird 0
there is only one thing to do.... ...kill them....
rxxk 0
This just means you piss off people. Act nicely, and you'll be fine :)
notlaughingwitu 0
Clearly you are just an awful human being for having so many people hate you at your place of work.
Curcolio_fml 0
#16 : can't think of a single french girl under 40 that is named "Françoise".
calmthefuck_down 0
yep, women are bitches.
sillypun 0
I am with #75. People hate you because you suck. Its no conspiracy, you're a ****.
fml911 0
PFFFT, i would have went anyways just to piss them off !! i really hope you did !! dont even talk too them anymore.. tell them to grow up
distantsun 0
I hope most of the people saying "well, you must be annoying if they think you are" are in high school. Really, guys? Are you really making the argument that just because a certain clique believes something, it must be the truth? And that if you don't get along with your co-workers you must be a horrible person (because obviously your work social life defines your entire self)? Lame.