Today, I received an e-mail from the girls at work. It was an invite to lunch, but it said, "Lunch today at Camber's, PLEASE don't tell Françoise, I don't think any of us can take any more of her!" I'm Françoise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, me and my coworkers were making fun of this girl we work with. I drew an ugly but funny picture of her and thought it was fun to email it around the office. I sent it to a coworker named Joann. Or so I thought. I actually sent it to another Joann, who is one of the directors of the company. FML
Today, I work as an executive assistant. My French boss wanted to do business with a big American customer, so he sent her an email suggesting a meeting. He copied me so that I could arrange said meeting. He had written, "Have your ass talk to my ass." FML
Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
I hope you still showed up, just to piss them off.
nametags 0
I hope you either a) emailed her back saying thanks for the head's up that you weren't wanted, or b) just showed up anyway
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Comments (141)
Kassad_fml 0
oh shit.. what an mistake :P
drummerbeast16 0
A mistake not AN mistake
luvtheknot 6
what the hell kinda name is Francoise
J1bbl3 3
Become an hero.
ifmlftw 0
ditto122
alexthegreat52 12
You dick, it's French
733yoda_fml 19
It's French. Françoise (for a woman) and François ( for a man) is the original name of the French people. Later, the language evolved and François became Français/Française, and Françoise became a name.
Silhouette_fml 0
I hope you still showed up, just to piss them off.
deatheater97 0
win
lilmisslovely13 15
You should go and bring up the email while at the table
NeatNit 33
the worst type of person is the type that goes out of his/her way to do something that can't under any circumstances do any good to anyone. I highly doubt OP will enjoy being there, I know I wouldn't like being somewhere I know I'm not welcome in. I get that you were making a joke but I really don't see how that would be funny.
proxay 0
Ouchie. What a way to find out huh?
landland 0
well if they said I don't think anyone of us can handlebher anymore obviously OP has some personality problems...maybe too mean or talks too much...etc no offense
thebigO_fml 0
haha!
Apple_pie777 0
just her name pisses me off
redpowerlady 0
OMG. What did you do about it???
nametags 0
I hope you either a) emailed her back saying thanks for the head's up that you weren't wanted, or b) just showed up anyway
ohheykay 0
I agree with #2!
inktree 0
Man, what asshats.
omg_iamfucked 0
haha just shows how anoying you must be
mintchase 0
Holy Shit. That Sucks balls. SHow up and be annoying as possible. And keep suggesting as many ideas of what you and your group can do next time.