Today, I received an e-mail from the girls at work. It was an invite to lunch, but it said, "Lunch today at Camber's, PLEASE don't tell Françoise, I don't think any of us can take any more of her!" I'm Françoise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, me and my coworkers were making fun of this girl we work with. I drew an ugly but funny picture of her and thought it was fun to email it around the office. I sent it to a coworker named Joann. Or so I thought. I actually sent it to another Joann, who is one of the directors of the company. FML
Today, I work as an executive assistant. My French boss wanted to do business with a big American customer, so he sent her an email suggesting a meeting. He copied me so that I could arrange said meeting. He had written, "Have your ass talk to my ass." FML
Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
I hope you still showed up, just to piss them off.
nametags 0
I hope you either a) emailed her back saying thanks for the head's up that you weren't wanted, or b) just showed up anyway
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peazeful 0
You should: first e-mail back saying "thanks guys, and thanks to the person who suggested this, I'll love to NOT show up", then two invite all ur other frends to a huge party and not invite any of the people that did this to you, three when it comes to face to face just smile and say "you guys are SO nice" :D
SwitchCell 0
Stop being a bitch then.
EffYoLife 14
maybe ur a douche and you should re-evaluate your personality..and people will want you around once you get your act together and #101 if they dont even want her around for lunchm i doubt theyd want to go to her HUGE party lmao
christopherlove 0
Yeah the email's an unfortunate way of finding out, but you must be seriously obnoxious if the general population thinks so.
24788 7
You should just find a new click.
kittengrl39 0
Please learn to spell clique. Unless you're referring to the sound her mouse makes, this makes no sense.
hellosies 0
Haha you should've showed up and been like ''Thanks for the invite!'' I bet her face would've been hilarious!
neezie 0
Well maybe you should try to be less of a bitch. It is really your fault.
Gingerly 0
I'm gonna have to say YDI, just based on my own personal experiences. I work with a bitch that no one can stand and if someone says that they're going on lunch she always invites herself and spends the entire time bitching about her life. So yeah, you probably deserve it, maybe you can learn a lesson from this.
e_rico112 0
Well you don't know that she really is a bitch....Sometimes people exclude others just because they can
iFruit 0
I bet they sent that email to you on purpose to give you a hint.
fmlyoumeanie 0
YDI for being an ass.