Today, I received an e-mail from the girls at work. It was an invite to lunch, but it said, "Lunch today at Camber's, PLEASE don't tell Françoise, I don't think any of us can take any more of her!" I'm Françoise. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, me and my coworkers were making fun of this girl we work with. I drew an ugly but funny picture of her and thought it was fun to email it around the office. I sent it to a coworker named Joann. Or so I thought. I actually sent it to another Joann, who is one of the directors of the company. FML
Today, I work as an executive assistant. My French boss wanted to do business with a big American customer, so he sent her an email suggesting a meeting. He copied me so that I could arrange said meeting. He had written, "Have your ass talk to my ass." FML
Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Silhouette_fml 0
I hope you still showed up, just to piss them off.
nametags 0
I hope you either a) emailed her back saying thanks for the head's up that you weren't wanted, or b) just showed up anyway
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (141)
tateno 0
the person who sent the email is retarded clearly! hahaha that person should have their own FML story hah
nugs_fml 0
perhaps you should reconsider your life.
flyhigh26 0
Yeah I agree with #6, you should have called her out on it or showed up
Sofa_King 0
If any of them couldn't stand you anymore, she would not need to write it in the e-mail. So I'm guessing she don't like you for some reason and is manipulating others to feel same way.
shalvius 3
agree with 11
homicide_ 0
If they can't stand you anymore, then it is possible you've done something to deserve it. I don't know the situation though, so I won't vote.
skylitxrock 0
i think number 13 knows what they're talking about. hahahaha, good one.
swmr4lyfe3 0
that suckss....but no offence- there must have been a reason of them 2say that-go find urself some new friends who talk about youu behind ur back
LittleMissMack 0
"Today, I emailed all my girlfriends at work to plan lunch. I asked that they not invite the one girl that annoys us all. I sent the email to her too. FML."
ewah 0
Your probably unbearable.