Today, I received an e-mail from the girls at work. It was an invite to lunch, but it said, "Lunch today at Camber's, PLEASE don't tell Françoise, I don't think any of us can take any more of her!" I'm Françoise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, me and my coworkers were making fun of this girl we work with. I drew an ugly but funny picture of her and thought it was fun to email it around the office. I sent it to a coworker named Joann. Or so I thought. I actually sent it to another Joann, who is one of the directors of the company. FML
Today, I work as an executive assistant. My French boss wanted to do business with a big American customer, so he sent her an email suggesting a meeting. He copied me so that I could arrange said meeting. He had written, "Have your ass talk to my ass." FML
Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
I hope you still showed up, just to piss them off.
nametags 0
I hope you either a) emailed her back saying thanks for the head's up that you weren't wanted, or b) just showed up anyway
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simplysmile 0
I wonder if your personality sucks as much as your name...
space_fml 0
Take this as an opportunity to look at yourself from the outside and work on areas of your personality that you may need to improve.
Seegtease 0
#86, I don't think the co-worker is being childish. She doesn't want to hang out with a certain person, and probably with good reason. She has every right to try to avoid somebody she doesn't really like. Don't act like you hang out with people you don't like. Everybody, whether they admit it or not, tries to avoid annoying people.
thisismyname_fml 1
To all the people saying there must be something wrong with her if they want to avoid her, yes, that is a possibility, but if a woman is catty enough to actually put that in an email she's probably catty enough to hate on someone for no reason. Even if she is the most obnoxious person ever, them pretending they like her then talking shit behind her back is ******* childish and I think those type of people are the most obnoxious creatures ever. And if she needs to emphasize to the other girls not to tell her, then they've clearly been including her thus far. How is she supposed to know what she's doing wrong if they give no indication of a problem? Moral of the story: **** those bitches.
OhLawd 0
you must be annoying as hell then.
firstnlast77 0
well there only a couple ways i see this: either they're a bitch or you are
simplysmile 0
"my parents named me Francoise" -FML
theoldGP 0
wow they must really hate you. what stupid bitches to send that in an e-mail.. at work! how inappropriate.
Americo_fml 0
You must have deserved it if they couldn't take any more of you.
Vehicle 1
Yeah, I'm with number two. You totally should have showed up anyway. :]