Today, I received an e-mail from the girls at work. It was an invite to lunch, but it said, "Lunch today at Camber's, PLEASE don't tell Françoise, I don't think any of us can take any more of her!" I'm Françoise. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, me and my coworkers were making fun of this girl we work with. I drew an ugly but funny picture of her and thought it was fun to email it around the office. I sent it to a coworker named Joann. Or so I thought. I actually sent it to another Joann, who is one of the directors of the company. FML
Today, I work as an executive assistant. My French boss wanted to do business with a big American customer, so he sent her an email suggesting a meeting. He copied me so that I could arrange said meeting. He had written, "Have your ass talk to my ass." FML
Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML
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Silhouette_fml 0
I hope you still showed up, just to piss them off.
nametags 0
I hope you either a) emailed her back saying thanks for the head's up that you weren't wanted, or b) just showed up anyway
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Comments (141)
Phyre24 17
Maybe it's French... Just a guess (idiots) and instead of confronting you with the issues they have with you, they cut you from the circle and don't invite you to anything. That is one of a bully's tactics. Is this grade school or adult life?
fyl7899 12
Francoise is better than that shit known to be Nevaeh or the annoying cliche of having an H as the second letter of a name where it doesn't belong, like Mhissy
AssassinBug 15
YDI for being French, the reason English is the way it is.
Babygirl0208 9
Sucks to suck
kutkutkut 8
Its a hint to be more nice to others.
Bad_luck_duck 6
You have a beautiful name :)
L0ts0b0ts 14
I agree with #2. show up and talk about the invite.
jojocircus19 16
You should've shown up. Acted all sweet and innocent and then said 'so thanks for the memo' and flipped the finger
rubberduck_of_doom 31
Hey I can't help myself. I feel like it might be partly your fault. She wrote "we all" can't take "much more" of you. So there obviously have been numerous issues in the past in which you must've been annoying. Afterall it's not just one person that finds you annoying but several. And be honest, would you want to hang out with someone that you don't like or that annoys you? Yes? Then I think you're lying. Nevertheless it was not nice to copy you into the E-mail. (I'm not entirley sure it was an accident. It all depends on how bitchy your office girls really are.) However just because you're in the same office, doesn't mean that that absolutely HAVE to invite you if they do something privat together. As I said if you don't like someone you're not going to invite him/her either, or are you?
jlc82 14
oh please tell me you went anyway and made their lives as miserable as possible