Today, a TV crew filmed my house for a real estate show. They got an actor to pretend he owned the place but wanted to move. The host kept saying how shit my house is, and while talking about me with his producer, he said, "Know how I know he ain't a fag? Fags can actually decorate." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, a realtor came to take a look at my house. I had worked all morning to make it look lovely. When they took pictures, I explained a number of ways I could change things so everything would look as good as possible. After the house tour, they told me it should be bulldozed. FML
Today, a real estate agent showed my house to some buyers. I found out when I exited the shower, fully nude, to them in the hallway. FML
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML
Today, I came out to my parents as gay and they reacted better than I expected. Then I found my car destroyed with a note that said "fag" on what used to be my hood. I never thought I'd have to sue my own family, but I'm lucky I have security footage. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML
Today, my boyfriend sits in an empty apartment, complaining about it being a rat hole. HE picked the place, HE refuses my help to decorate, as well as my offer to get his stuff from the old place, and yes, he could totally afford something better. But sure, his life is shit. FML
Today, I was paid to be in a commercial, playing a hiker, camping and grilling by a tent with my pretend boyfriend. To make our on-camera interaction more believable, I suggested to him, "Hey, I'm gonna feed you some food, into your mouth." His answer, "Naaah, I'm good." I got rejected on a FAKE date. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, I was in the garden of my new house when a neighbour came over and told me to clear off or she would call the owner to tell them they were being burgled. When I told her I was the owner, she said I was clearly unsuitable to be living on this street, and to stop lying before she called the police. FML
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Top comments
DerrickJames 33
Bait him into his bigotry again but secretly film it. Post it online and watch the viewer boycott begin of that scam for a show.
Blizz18 14
Charming. I don't miss cable one bit.
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Comments (56)
ConfusedCat 11
You should've called him an illiterate twat. The actual meaning for ****** is a bundle of sticks.
siggy_mcsigx 22
which were bundled for good kindling with which they burned gays, witches, and heretics.
KKoro 1
That's an urban legend. look up the real etymology.
inolongercare 19
What show?
everton99 16
This sounds like Texas Flip N Move.
chris88555 3
When does it air?
MichaelStiles88 6
I would say get the snake pits ready and push those hobags in there
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I'm gonna go with what other above already said, expose the fakery behind that show and watch their careers burn.
cuponator3000 11
Damn I didn't know shows like that were just set up. I have been LIED to. And honestly, I guess the best thing to do is disregard their comments/rudeness. It does suck to hear that, especially when they knew you were there, but just gotta keep on truckin'. It's your home, so as long as you are comfortable, who cares what others think!
URBeingLied2 23
Nothing on TV is true.
Shade0000 9
Aren't there some exceptions, such as how it's made?
Jachin357 28
I would have knocked his lights out
blackrose1996 11
Should have told them to cut the film
ralphnader 13
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