Slip of the tongue

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 23:00

Today, a few army recruiters came to my school to discuss their jobs with us. When asked to say our name and what we wanted to do when we were older, I said I wanted to be a prosecutor. Everyone started laughing. Turns out everyone thought I said prostitute, including the recruiters. FML
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Just because it made it to the main page today doesn't mean OP posted it today.

They have opened back up in some Places

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I BUY that, I’m kidding but Dw no one will remember next week

Thought schools were closed down...

Just because it made it to the main page today doesn't mean OP posted it today.

They have opened back up in some Places

Kraths 16

Also some never officially closed or ended their years.

Parents could be essential workers.

Either way, if you achieve your goal, you’ll be making more money than most of the morons laughing at you. Great convos w any of them later n life. [email protected]‘em!!

Next time, say "lawyer."

Next time just say lawyer