Today, I was paid to be in a commercial, playing a hiker, camping...

By juliestrawsky - 05/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was paid to be in a commercial, playing a hiker, camping and grilling by a tent with my pretend boyfriend. To make our on-camera interaction more believable, I suggested to him, "Hey, I'm gonna feed you some food, into your mouth." His answer, "Naaah, I'm good." I got rejected on a FAKE date. FML

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Today, I was out camping with my boyfriend and his friends. I asked my boyfriend to give me a roasted marshmallow, asking him if it was cooled down and he said yes. I put it in my mouth and it was piping hot. They all laughed to the point of tears, all while videoing me screaming and running in agony. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2023 10:00 - Australia

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By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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By Apparentlycreepy - 03/03/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML

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By vanilla_blossom - 05/01/2016 18:49 - United States - Jackson

Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 08:19 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, a colleague told me he was pretending to be me on a dating site, and that he has four pending dates. Last time I tried being myself, my first and only date pushed me down some stairs. FML

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By Depressed - 08/03/2009 21:58 - United States

Today, I called up the boy I like to ask him on a date. He said "Haha, thats a pretty good impression Chris. Next time pick someone less ugly and maybe I'd think this is real." He thought I was his friend prank calling him. FML

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weeping_willow 25

Monday 5 August 2019 5:39

That is kind of a creepy way to say it, op

jriley4u 17

Monday 5 August 2019 6:13

I don’t eat food random people have touched either....

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purplekanc 22

Monday 5 August 2019 5:31

Did you ask him? Or tell him ?

weeping_willow 25

Monday 5 August 2019 5:39

That is kind of a creepy way to say it, op

jriley4u 17

Monday 5 August 2019 6:13

I don’t eat food random people have touched either....

alycion 38

Monday 5 August 2019 10:14

Especially with everything going on these days. The less people who have to handle it, the better.

BigSissy 14

Monday 5 August 2019 16:18

OP didn’t say they were going to feed him with their fingers. The food most likely would have been on the end of a fork.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 5 August 2019 7:49

You’re not the ******* director. They didn’t hire you to improvise. If he accepted your change, he could end up with your dirty fingers in his mouth 30-40 times!

WeirdUS 29

Monday 5 August 2019 8:53

Yeah that's generally saved for personal romance. You can't expect some dude to be cool with that, plus if you are that socially akward the guy might have ended with a fork up his nose.

Skydome6666 6

Monday 5 August 2019 12:20

I mean credit for trying to make the ad potentially better but you should contact the director about script changes. worst case the director says no and you just stick to original script .