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Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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By goodbye - / Monday 9 March 2009 00:45 / Canada

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Hello everybody! Thanks to the amazing Julien, we've had wonderful artists for the few last weeks. Today, we're not going French...

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By ohmygolly | 0

#23084 - Monday 9 March 2009 09:12

You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?

By GameRater01 | 0

#23080 - Monday 9 March 2009 09:04

oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.

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By GameRater01 | 0

#23080 - Monday 9 March 2009 09:04

oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.

locklock | 0

#906025 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 02:12

sux dint u notice the thing in between his legs

EmoPolarBearShim | 0

#1554658 - Saturday 16 October 2010 06:16

was it bill kaulitz? haha as much as tokio hotel I'd my favorite band and all that jazz, I will not hesitate to call then fruity little fags xD

EmoPolarBearShim | 0

#1554685 - Saturday 16 October 2010 06:21

*is stupid iPod xP

LovelyTokyo | 0

#1606697 - Tuesday 26 October 2010 06:36

lmaooooo this is definitely going in my favorites.

geechmofoshibab | 0

#2965506 - Sunday 24 July 2011 05:54

Hahaha the last girl i asked out said yes. But hours later she tells me that shes a lesbian and she invited her girlfriend over to help explain things. It was crazy.

noobienick | 19

#5769507 - Wednesday 27 November 2013 04:22

I feel ya. I was in love with a lesbian once.

Smoxxii | 17

#5801247 - Sunday 22 December 2013 01:59

Hey 149... I wonder if it was all a ruse. Maybe she got too nervous or gave you her answer by mistake? And she wanted to let you down easy by calling up one of her girl friends and asking her to pretend to be her girlfriend? If not, it could have been a possibility. Girls do some crazy shit.

qwerty123456789o | 14

#5802300 - Monday 23 December 2013 08:45

How can u not realize that before

peerson97 | 5

#5802352 - Monday 23 December 2013 10:34

Those four girls you asked out probably lied. Saying you're gay is a nicer way of saying no way I'll go out with you.

jorgevianacr | 6

#5846504 - Sunday 2 February 2014 02:25

I agree with #187, odds are 3 out of those 4 just lied to you to not hurt your feelings

tifdunc | 14

#5850796 - Friday 7 February 2014 05:18

#172 you look like such a pussy. No way you like girls

laylaeve | 9

#6048466 - Tuesday 26 August 2014 02:48

Man metro guys really make things complicated...I've been mistaken for a hot guy when my boobs were dds...

By ufail | 0

#23083 - Monday 9 March 2009 09:08

yea Keep swinging THE OTHER WAY

By ohmygolly | 0

#23084 - Monday 9 March 2009 09:12

You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?

Tsumetai_fml | 0

#409702 - Sunday 19 July 2009 06:52

XD that poem is awsome this fml reminds me of someone on my fave forum, posted a cosplay of this hot bishonen 'guy' and for a few pages ppl were drooling over 'him' but someone was like ''i know that person, 'she' has a deviantart'' XD

jbt420 | 0

#559650 - Sunday 13 September 2009 04:48

that poem just made my day

Rhythm_Man | 0

#1131783 - Saturday 24 July 2010 05:29

that poem is excellent.

ppl2ppl | 4

#4585690 - Tuesday 19 June 2012 06:52

Bravo my friend, bravo. :)

tifdunc | 14

#5700238 - Thursday 3 October 2013 01:19

Can I favorite a comment?

Credibleskills | 28

#5802592 - Monday 23 December 2013 05:25

Wow nice poem lmao!

PizzaDeliveryGrl | 19

#5803056 - Tuesday 24 December 2013 01:46

#3, NICE limerick.

quazed4812 | 5

#5890405 - Thursday 20 March 2014 03:28

perfect limerick

KingLewisII | 33

#5922388 - Tuesday 22 April 2014 05:50

Omg that poem was so funny I started crying

rllyfrickenbored | 17

#6514111 - Tuesday 19 January 2016 01:27

i totally read that as a rap song omg

By Anony_fml | 0

#23085 - Monday 9 March 2009 09:14

Sounds like girls aren't your thing.

By crazyhobo | 0

#23088 - Monday 9 March 2009 09:19

That's life, no need to post your story on FML over something like that (besides the fact that its funny).

ppl2ppl | 4

#4585694 - Tuesday 19 June 2012 06:55

Umm, whole point of the FML website is life stories that are unfortunate to others but yet oh so hilarious to us? This statement is irrelevant. :P

abrons | 0

#4939904 - Monday 17 September 2012 06:12

Your an idiot...

ALlamaOnFire | 20

#4971645 - Tuesday 25 September 2012 10:12

Sorry, I had to... You're*

_EnderDoge | 22

#6633142 - Tuesday 21 June 2016 05:11

Do you know what the app is? It's not supposed to be made up stories and dreams.

By collardgreens | 0

#23090 - Monday 9 March 2009 09:20

You had a crush on her for over 8 months and didn't know she isn't a girl? Or do you mean she is a guy currently transitioning. In which case she is a girl, so whats the big deal?

popoman | 0

#559513 - Sunday 13 September 2009 03:45

It's your fault for not knowing "she's" not a girl, especially after eight months. You should at least know "her" name, and that should help with judgment. Also, you could have talked to "her" friends to try to get to know her.

lizamaphone | 6

#1022323 - Monday 7 June 2010 05:15

I agree with this. I'm dating a transguy....

MTFandProud | 0

#1115163 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 08:47

Dating a transwoman certainly wouldn't make you "gay". Keep in mind that she is even less happy about what's in her pants than you are. She's a woman and you should treat her as such. If she's a transman then I hope you were at least nice.

drummerp64 | 16

#5617418 - Wednesday 7 August 2013 08:50

I can't tell if OP means a MTF transgender/transsexual, in which case I'd say YDI for not understanding and being close-minded, or a FTM in which case I'd say FYL because that does just suck. Or just a guy who looks like a girl, in which case YDI for not getting to know them at all after liking them for 8 months. Or an intersexual, in which case I'm not even sure how to vote, honestly.