sux dint u notice the thing in between his legs

was it bill kaulitz? haha as much as tokio hotel I'd my favorite band and all that jazz, I will not hesitate to call then fruity little fags xD

*is stupid iPod xP

lmaooooo this is definitely going in my favorites.

Hahaha the last girl i asked out said yes. But hours later she tells me that shes a lesbian and she invited her girlfriend over to help explain things. It was crazy.

I feel ya. I was in love with a lesbian once.

Hey 149... I wonder if it was all a ruse. Maybe she got too nervous or gave you her answer by mistake? And she wanted to let you down easy by calling up one of her girl friends and asking her to pretend to be her girlfriend? If not, it could have been a possibility. Girls do some crazy shit.

How can u not realize that before

Those four girls you asked out probably lied. Saying you're gay is a nicer way of saying no way I'll go out with you.

I agree with #187, odds are 3 out of those 4 just lied to you to not hurt your feelings

#172 you look like such a pussy. No way you like girls

Man metro guys really make things complicated...I've been mistaken for a hot guy when my boobs were dds...

XD that poem is awsome this fml reminds me of someone on my fave forum, posted a cosplay of this hot bishonen 'guy' and for a few pages ppl were drooling over 'him' but someone was like ''i know that person, 'she' has a deviantart'' XD

that poem just made my day

that poem is excellent.

Bravo my friend, bravo. :)

Can I favorite a comment?

Wow nice poem lmao!

#3, NICE limerick.

perfect limerick

Omg that poem was so funny I started crying

i totally read that as a rap song omg

Umm, whole point of the FML website is life stories that are unfortunate to others but yet oh so hilarious to us? This statement is irrelevant. :P

Your an idiot...

Sorry, I had to... You're*

Do you know what the app is? It's not supposed to be made up stories and dreams.

It's your fault for not knowing "she's" not a girl, especially after eight months. You should at least know "her" name, and that should help with judgment. Also, you could have talked to "her" friends to try to get to know her.

I agree with this. I'm dating a transguy....

Dating a transwoman certainly wouldn't make you "gay". Keep in mind that she is even less happy about what's in her pants than you are. She's a woman and you should treat her as such. If she's a transman then I hope you were at least nice.

I can't tell if OP means a MTF transgender/transsexual, in which case I'd say YDI for not understanding and being close-minded, or a FTM in which case I'd say FYL because that does just suck. Or just a guy who looks like a girl, in which case YDI for not getting to know them at all after liking them for 8 months. Or an intersexual, in which case I'm not even sure how to vote, honestly.

'Hey! I've seen you around before, what's your name?' 'Its Jessie' 'Well fuck.'

The amount of tolerance & acceptance on this page makes me so happy!

That movie has a VERY surprising ending. XD