Love: Not fair at all

Not fair at all

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 20:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was complaining that we don't have "a song". Irritated, I told her that I'd put on the radio, and whatever song was playing was our song from now on. I switched on the radio, and "It's Not Fair" by Lily Allen was playing. Our song is about premature ejaculation. FML

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white_mouse 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:18

LOLOL YDI dude. B) What she was trying to say was she wanted you to think about it, and do something romantic, and pick a song that really reminds you of her.

Sessee 4

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:18

...So, do you ejaculate prematurely?

Comments

anonymousssss_fml 3

Thursday 30 April 2009 3:46

haha you should have just taken the time to think about it. plenty of songs remind me of my boyfriend... it's not that difficult. sorry, YDI. i guess it's really "FM radio" get it? haha :p

luanamendes 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:53

'-'

luanamendes 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 22:53

hope you know you're an ass.

Eiotlrd 0

Friday 1 May 2009 3:19

it's not your song.... and you'll never have one. Sounds like you are annoyed with your gf. I don't blame you if she whines about stuff like "we don't have a song"

hindsightencore 1

Friday 1 May 2009 20:49

That's just plain funny.

WalkingDisasteR 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 20:53

You're an ass.

asxp10 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:18

Our song by Taylor Swift. "He says baby is something wrong. I said 'nothin' I was just thinkin' how we don't have a song' and he said 'our song..."

Chuck3791 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 23:01

Well, next time don't be a jerk. Perhaps her complaining won't be an issue much longer i.e) She dumps you.

pinkdumbledore 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 3:06

dude, that was all you. you picked it. deal with it.

AgainstTheGrain 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:16

You're an asshole. That song's about not being able to make her cum, not premature ejaculation. I suppose it suits you based on not being able to do simple tasks to please your gf. She should dump you. If you actually listened to the song you'd hear: “I’m feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head” "It's not fair and I think you're really mean, you're supposed to care that you never make me scream" So...yea. You're a dick. FHL more like it.