Miscellaneous: Not cool

Not cool

By ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By boss_daughter - 20/05/2015 12:03 - United States

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2010 10:04 - United States

Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML

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You deserved it 20 444

By Sarah - 21/02/2016 00:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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Don't drink and letch

By GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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You deserved it 40 342

By person - 20/09/2015 23:57 - United States - League City

Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML

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By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 69 033

By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 09:59 - United States

Today, I was informed from a fellow employee at a bar that he finally "hit" the boss' wife. I work for my parents. FML

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You deserved it 2 992

By Christinemh329 - 17/02/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML

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jhines08 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:05

YDI for getting drunk at a WORK EVENT. That said, props to you for giving the young guy a show he will never forget. I'm sure he appreciates it. lol

Metallica139 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:59

YDI

Comments

Teeki_fml 2

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:33

Meredith? Was this you?

hayleyukulele 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:24

STUPID ASS BITCH

badbunny 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:57

you made that kid's night, though.

capthavoc123 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 9:04

This is one of the reasons why drinking when your boss is around, no matter the situation, is a bad idea.

kushi_fml 1

Sunday 13 December 2009 9:13

know your limit dumbass

Deadlygadget 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 10:03

Well your boss might be a lil happy cause you showed his son a pair of ****.

LolWaitWut 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 10:04

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tornxdreams 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 10:05

hope you're fired. how trashy. and i bet all the people in here who laughed at this probably do stupid crap like that when they're drunk too. *sigh* idiot.